I’m voting Democrat because ?

I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! It’s Patriotic!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let’s rid our country of guns and religion!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe corporations should pay higher taxes! I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.

I’m votin Demokrat becuse I wus edumkated at a publick sckrool. I lik da Natsionel Edukatshun Assoseeashun!

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology.

Why are you voting Democrat?

3 Responses to “I’m voting Democrat because ?”

  1. Anarchist Says:

    No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear…..

    Voting for Independent

  2. bash Says:

    I am voting Republican because:
    I don’t like shopping at small neighborhood stores. I don’t want the problem of choosing where to shop. And I just love cheap plastic crap from China.
    I’m voting Republican because I don’t really want a cure for AIDS or for breast cancer. (They are just gays and women.)
    I’m voting Republican because I think new drugs should be made available immediately whether they’ve been tested properly or not. If the major pharmaceutical companies’ bottom lines are healthy, then I feel healthy too.
    I’m voting Republican so that my little Caitlin can be in a classroom with at least 30 other children. That way she can be challenged by fighting for attention.
    I’m voting Republican because women just can’t be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never. Ever. Ever.
    I’m voting Republican because I’ve already seen the great outdoors. Continuing our use of fossil fuels freely is far more important than preserving our natural wildlands.
    I’m voting Republican because we like a conservative majority on the Supreme Court. I really like knowing that even if we’re separate, we’ll still be called equal.
    I’m voting Republican because I need to be told who I can love. I need the government to tell me. I need them to tell me how I can best show a lifetime commitment. And Republicans are just the folks to do that.
    I’m voting Republican because corporations should not have to pay to clean up environmental damage. The EPA is an outmoded idea. If people want clean water, buy it in a bottle.
    I’m voting Republican because I don’t want to know if the food I am eating has been genetically modified or exposed to radiation. I don’t want to have to live with that fear, you know? So if the label says it’s food, that’s good enough for me.
    I’m voting Republican because I really enjoy being screwed by the utility companies.
    Because we need more minorities in prison.
    Because hybrid cars really suck.
    Because I just don’t feel like I deserve health insurance.
    Because Texas needs more billionaires.
    I’m voting Republican because sometimes the constitution is just one big inconvenient headache.
    I think the whole world should be run by one big corporation. I think it would be so much cozier.
    Because all other countries are in fear to us. We should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way.
    So I can stay in Iraq.
    So I can go to Iran.
    So if you’re thinking about voting something besides Republican, don’t bother. Stay home. We’ve got it all taken care of. You’ll get exactly what you deserve.

  3. clarabelle Says:

    No, I’m not voting for those dumb Dems.

    I think it must be a genetic defect. I hear intelligence is inherited. So maybe that’s it: lack of intelligence?