Was Jesus really a witch? don't read my detail until after you answer!!!?

oh no I think your mad at me.

I tried so hard to be a christian, I was talking with a christian preacher. I wanted to go to his church, and he demonized me.

Heres just some crazy facts about Jesus and prayer.

1. They call him God. But only God is God. Blashphemy is the only unforgiveable sin. Saying you are God, when you are not. When you call yourself God when you are not, you are the devil.

2. Magic is considered evil and comes from Satan. Jesus and his twelve disciples used magic of healing.

3. In witch craft the highest group with the highest power has one warlock and a covenant of 12 others. Jesus had a covnenant of 12 disciples.

4. Amen by definition means "So Be It", after a magic spell in witch craft you say "So Mote it Be" or "So be it"

5. What Would Jesus Do? If you were to claim yourself as the Messiah of God, in todays world. You are considered evil. If you do magic like Jesus did, your considered evil.

6. In the Old Testament, it says thow shall not kill. But then says, kill witches. Why do you think they killed Jesus on the cross, maybe because they believed him to be a witch.

7. The Holy Number, If you follow christian views the answer is Jesus is Satan.

Satan wanted to be just like God, And thought he could do a better job than God could.
Satan was Gods favorite angel. And Jesus was Gods favorite Son.

And on the cross just before Jesus’ death, Jesus Speaks "Why Father, Why have you forsaken me?" Because his father was not God. In the mountains Satan told Jesus, I will give you everything, all of this land will be yours. Why would Jesus be talking to Satan? He wasn’t he was talking to himself. And after Christ’s Death Jesus became Lord of all the land. Coincidence I think not,

definition of Lord – 1 : one having power and authority over others: a : a ruler by hereditary right or preeminence to whom service and obedience are due b : one of whom a fee or estate is held in feudal tenure c : an owner of land or other real property d obsolete : the male head of a household e : husband f : one that has achieved mastery or that exercises leadership or great power in some area <a drug lord>

The Messiah of God (NOT GOD, NOR WILL I EVER CLAIM TO BE)
The 2nd Coming (in all actuallality the 1st Coming)
The Great Genius

There is only ONE TRUE GOD
And if anything is worth worshipping, the ONE TRUE GOD is.

Amd when you do unto others as you want undone to yourself.
This world will be a better place.

God gave us a brain and freewill, so use it. So lets stop fighting over who’s religion is wrong or right. And build a better society, for humans to live peacefully together. Most wars are 99.9 percent caused by religious beliefs. God justs wants peace in the world. Because he wants peace in Heaven. And with so many religions bickering over one another. How will there ever be peace in Heaven? Until all Relgious Churches as the Building cease to exist. Will there be peace on Earth.

Your church is your body, your temple and it belongs to God. So please just let him have it. And let peace be on Earth as it is in Heaven.

Don’t forget Satan wanted to be like God. So almost anything Jesus/Satan did or said was Godlike.

PS I am not saying christians are wrong or right. I am just saying christianity contradcts itself. As most other Monoplized Religion. God does not cost money.

The Great Genius
How does someone demonize you, He said I was demonic. And I still gave him the benefit of the doubt. And told him to babtize me, so I could repent. And I asked him to give prayer to me, to realease my demons. And he refused, and stopped communication. That doesn’t sound like a preacher of God to me. Especially a christian preacher. That was one of the jobs of the disciples of Jesus, to cast away demons of people.
I said don’t read the details, because I don’t really care if you read them or not?
I ask questions I usually have the answer for myself. I just like to see other peoples answers. And I don’t want them to judge what I say. I want to see if people can think for themsleves. I don’t want an answer that says my details are wrong. Cause I don’t care if they are wrong or right. I only care on what other people believe.

ps technically A Warlock is a Witch, a male witch.
How does someone demonize you, He said I was demonic. And I still gave him the benefit of the doubt. And told him to babtize me, so I could repent. And I asked him to give prayer to me, to realease my demons. And he refused, and stopped communication. That doesn’t sound like a preacher of God to me. Especially a christian preacher. That was one of the jobs of the disciples of Jesus, to cast away demons of people.
Jesus Witness, that makes no sense what you just said!
I don’t know how Satans Kingdom will stand, well yes I do. Its called Christianity.

Well not just that
for example
My body is my kingdom.
and my name is Rob
and I cast out Rob
but that does not make me divided
Knowing that I am Rob
and casting out that I am Rob
give me bigger feet to stand on
more for JESUS WITNESS!!!

of course if you divide a city or a house, its probably going to fall apart.

I get what your saying about Satan now
If you realease demons from Satan he will fall because he is filled with demons
at least he would get to go to heaven.

Jesus knew their thoughts, he was a pyschic as well, how evil.

I can say crazy poop too.
If aliens cast out ufo’s. how will children cast out aliens flying the ufo’s, the children will judge you!

doesnt mean it makes sense or thats its the True Gods word.
And yes I am ranting, cause I am angry. On the stupidness of man, worrying more about who is right or wrong, instead of worrying about what is right or wrong. I wouldn’t be so angry, if there wasn’t any consequences church building monopolized relgions made happen. LIKE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah and Jesus said, the false prophet will talk about wars. Yeah because of Jesus we have so many. He knew wars was gonna happen in his name. And since he wanted the power, he said false prophets.

I am also angry because God is angry. God is tired of everyone fighting over his glory.
Sorry I am so mad.

I am not saying witch craft or magic is evil and comes from Satan. I was pointing out that Christians believe that. And that their views are messed up and make no sense.

I am just trying to get people to think. Instead of being brainwashed by a monoplized church.
And the more I spread the word. And the more people with an open mind and common sense realize. They will start to believe, in the Only True God. and everyone has their own relgion, their own church, their own temple. And peace will reign on Earth. Cause nobody will care who’s right or wrong, just whats right or wrong.

I leave you with peace
and peace be with you
So Mote It Be
So Be IT
AMEN

6 Responses to “Was Jesus really a witch? don't read my detail until after you answer!!!?”

  1. Wicked Warrior Says:

    I don’t care about your details, there is so much there it looks like a rant.

    As a magical healer, child of a virgin, child of a god, a prophet and several other things, by definition, Jesus of Nazarene was indeed a witch. Now there are several out there who think that witches worship Satan, wear pointy hats, have green faces, boil puppies, eat babies, and are members of KISS or some other rock band, and I’m sure they are about to throw hissy fits.

  2. Bride of Squidward Says:

    How does someone "demonize" you?

  3. ?????? Says:

    i like the way you think

  4. Nikias Says:

    No. Witches aren’t real. Not sure why I couldn’t read your details before answering. Kinda undermines the whole point, unless you’re on here to masturbate your ego and not to actually ask a question.

  5. ben_of_marlow Says:

    Technically he’d be a warlock or sorceror.

  6. Jesus Witness Says:

    Matthew 12:25-27

    25And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand:

    Jesus Christ is God in the flesh the enemy of Satan and all of his magic.
    26And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?

    27And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out? therefore they shall be your judges.