What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee of an Israeli?! I added some choices to help you…?

o (1) All the Below
o (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
o (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
o (4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.
o (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
o (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
o (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
o (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
o (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
o (10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation

8 Responses to “What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee of an Israeli?! I added some choices to help you…?”

  1. Jonny-5 Says:

    You forgot(11) Try to destroy as many insects as possible, even innocent butterflies and such; then apologize for innocent insects, only to do it again the next day.

  2. Ah Ha Says:

    someones im with stupid t shirt is on too tight

  3. SPLATT Says:

    11) They will be kind and fish you out.

  4. mebite_never Says:

    You’re an idiot. People like you make me increasingly sad that you’re allowed to be a part of decent society.

  5. interested Says:

    the towel on yer head is way too tight…diaperhead!

  6. saba Says:

    lol i think it’ll be all of the above or 1) all the below lol

  7. fairlanegta_66 Says:

    As I am reading you Question ( if you call it that) I am wrapping my head in Duct tape so after it explodes most of the pieces will stay close by……..

  8. uncopyrightable Says:

    I would pick all … PLUS:

    Israel would say: Hey fool americans, pay more taxes so that we shall kill Lebanese infants to compensate for the blood of Jesus and to prove that the americans are dump!