What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!?

The Br*tish : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee
shop for good.
The Am*rican : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Ch*n*se: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the Am*rican and the insect to the Ch*n*se.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from
Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians & Lebanese and do massacre in Qana.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one
million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him
offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10)Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not
even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
to Blah Blah Blah:
why you mentioned the religion, i did not talked about islam or christianity or jews, so plz be polite, if you want talk about religions then shut your face & go religions category, clear little insect?

19 Responses to “What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!?”

  1. Blah Blah Blah Says:

    And the islamist murderers will: (not all Muslims just the murderers) will take out the insect stomp it to the ground, claim it as an infidel as a justification for killing it, claim that it has a tiny CIA camera attached and then ask a gullible 18 year old to strap a bomb to his vest in the name of allah and blow up someone, anyone as long as they are not an islamist murderer that they are killing.
    Added after the insult from the author. Originally I was going to ignore your insult but then I decided what the heck, I tried to email you directly but couldn’t therefore it stands to reason that I also cannot come see you which is to bad we could have had a nice discussion. So here goes. My friend you are the one who by way of your bigoted question regarding Israel making disparaging comments about them and using all the stereotypical jewish traits made this about religion. Please refrain from name calling if your vacabulary allows.

  2. amynicole.1106 Says:

    Thats funny.

  3. Benduker Says:

    Heh, this is true too.

  4. joane Says:

    Dang…all that from a cup of mid day coffee

  5. Sunshine Says:

    (11) It all works
    (12) Israel "Occupies" Entire Middle East

  6. loniel_randis_meniel Says:

    You know, at first I was tempted to report for abuse, but then I read the whole thing. LOL I like it!

  7. mcmustang1992 Says:

    Do you get two points for answering your own question? Silly, this whole diatribe cost you three points.

  8. Bhahagyam Says:

    Throw it away .Do not drink please.

  9. The Man Says:

    It dies if the coffee is hot – lives if cold.

  10. lollipoppett2005 Says:

    Think you have answered your own question…..thks for the 2pts

  11. tpt_hick Says:

    or maybe they’ll just drink the fly down, too. i heard there’s a shortage of food there right now.

  12. Señorita Says:

    Very true.

  13. jsbr Says:

    I’ll answer your question but I don’t know what it is and your statement will probably be removed soon.

  14. rollo_tomassi423 Says:

    Here are some facts about Israel, wise guy:

    The Middle East has been growing date palms for centuries. The average tree is about 18-20 feet tall and yields about 38 pounds of dates a year. Israeli date trees are now yielding 400 pounds/year and are short enough to be harvested from the ground or a short ladder.

    Israel the 100th smallest country, with less than 1/1000th of the
    world’s population, can lay claim to the following:

    · The cell phone was developed in Israel by Israelis working in the Israeli branch of Motorola, which has its largest development center in Israel. Most of the Windows NT and XP operating systems were developed by Microsoft-Israel.
    The Pentium MMX Chip technology was designed in Israel at Intel.
    Both the Pentium-4 microprocessor and the Centrino processor were
    entirely designed, developed and produced in Israel.

    The Pentium microprocessor in your computer was most likely made
    in Israel.
    Voice mail technology was developed in Israel.

    Both Microsoft and Cisco built their only R&D facilities outside
    the US in Israel.

    * The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger ICQ was developed in 1996 by four young Israelis.

    * Israel has the fourth largest air force in the world (after the
    U.S., Russia and China). In addition to a large variety of other aircraft,
    Israel’s air force has an aerial arsenal of over 250 F-16’s. This is the largest fleet of F-16 aircraft outside of the U. S.

    * Israel ‘s $100 billion economy is larger than all of its immediate neighbors combined .

    * Israel has the highest percentage in the world of home computers per capita.

    * According to industry officials! , Israel designed the airline
    industry’s most impenetrable flight security. US officials now look
    (finally) to Israel for advice on how to handle airborne security threats.

    * Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees to the
    population in the world.

    Israel produces more scientific papers per
    capita than any other nation by a large margin – 109 per 10,000 people –as well as one of the highest per capita rates of patents filed.

    In proportion to its population, Israel has the
    largest number of startup companies in the world. In absolute terms, Israel has the largest number of startup companies than any other country in the world, except the U.S. (3,500 companies mostly in hi-tech).
    With more than 3,000 high-tech companies and
    startups,! Israel has the highest concentration of hi-tech companies in the world — apart from the Silicon Valley, U. S.
    Israel is ranked #2 in the world for venture capital funds right behind the U. S.

    Outside the United States and Canada, Israel
    has the largest number of NASDAQ listed companies.

    Israel has the highest average living standards
    in the Middle East.

    The per capita income in 2000 was over $17,500, exceeding that of the UK.

    On a per capita basis, Israel has the
    largestnumber of biotech startups.

    Twenty-four per cent of Israel’s workforce
    holds university degrees, ranking third in the industrialized world, after the United States and Holland and 12 per cent hold advanced degrees.

    Israel is the only liberal democracy in the
    Middle East.

    In 1984 and 1991, Israel airlifted a total of
    22,000 Ethiopian Jews (Operation Solomon) at Risk in Ethiopia, to safety in Israel.

    When Golda Meir was elected Prime Minister of Israel in 1969, she became the world’s second elected female leader in modern times.

    When the U. S. Embassy in Nairobi, Kenya was
    bombed in 1998, Israeli rescue teams were on the scene within a day — and saved three victims from the rubble.

    Israel has the third highest rate of
    entrepreneurship — and the highest rate among women and among people over 55 – in the world.

    Relative to its population, Israel is the
    largest immigrant-absorbing nation on earth. Immigrants come in search of democracy, religious freedom, and economic opportunity. (Hundreds of thousands from the former Soviet Union)

    Israel was the first nation in the world to
    adopt the Kimberly process, an international standard that certifies diamonds as "conflict free."

    * Israel has the world’s second highest per capita of new books.

    Israel is the only country in the world that
    entered the 21st century with a net gain in its number of trees, made more remarkable because this was achieved in an area considered mainly desert.

    * Israel has more museums per capita than any other country.

    * Medicine… Israeli scientists developed the first fully
    computerized, no-radiation, diagnostic instrumentation for breast cancer.

    An Israeli company developed a computerized
    system for ensuring proper administration of medications, thus removing human error from medical treatment. Every year in U. S. hospitals 7,000 patients die from treatment mistakes.

    Israel’s Given Imaging developed the first
    ingestible video camera, so small it fits inside a pill. Used to view the small intestine from the inside, cancer and digestive disorders .

    Researchers in Israel developed a new device
    that directly helps the heart pump blood, an innovation with the potential to save lives among those with heart failure. The new device is synchronized with the camera helps doctors diagnose heart’s mechanical operations through a sophisticated system of sensors.

    * Israel leads the world in the number of scientists and technicians in the workforce, with 145 per 10,000, as opposed to 85 in the U. S., over 70 in Japan, and less than 60 in Germany. With over 25% of its work force employed in technical professions. Israel places first in this category as
    well.

    A new acne treatment developed i! n Israel ,
    the Clear Light device, produces a high-intensity, ultraviolet-light-free, narrow-band blue light that causes acne bacteria to self-destruct — all without damaging surrounding skin or tissue.
    An Israeli company was the first to develop and
    install a large-scale solar-powered and fully functional electricity
    generating plant, in southern California’s Mojave desert.

    All the above while engaged in regular wars
    with an implacable enemy that seeks its destruction, and an economy continuously under strain by having to spend more per capita on its own protection than any other county on earth.

  15. nola Says:

    What would the people in your country do?
    Where is your country?

  16. The Patriot Says:

    Israel is controled by Zionists..and they frame Jews and Muslim at the same time.,

    They are the Illuminatis, and they own you,
    This is the New World Order, and it is your future if the world don’t wake up :

    And this is what Bush’s minions had to say in 2000;-
    "Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event – like a new Pearl Harbor"
    Project for the New American Century (2000)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

    “Naturally the common people don’t want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”
    Hermann Göring(Nazi) 1946 Confessions (Nuremberg Diary)
    http://www.snopes2.com/quotes/goering.htm

    "We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."
    David Rockefeller: Statement to the United Nations Business Council in September 1994

    "For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with other around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that is the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." David Rockefellers memoirs (2002)

    Make you investigations about Jesuits, the New World Order, the Illuminatis, the Free-Masonery, the Death Clan. They plan a world reduction of population of 80%…Far worse than Hitler…

    1. Monetary and sex bribery was to be used to obtain control of men already in high places in the various levels of all governments and other fields of endeavor. Once influential persons had fallen for the lies, deceits, and temptations of the Illuminati, they were to be held in bondage by application of political and other forms of blackmail, threats of financial ruin, public exposure, and physical harm, even death to themselves and loved members of their families.

    2. The Illuminati who were on the faculty of colleges and universities were to cultivate students possessing exceptional mental ability and who belonged to well-bred families with international leanings, and recommend them for special training in Internationalism. Such training was to be provided by granting scholarships, like the Rhodes Scholarship, to those selected by the Illuminati. All such scholars were to be first persuaded and then convinced that men of special talent and brains had the right to rule those less gifted on the grounds that the masses do not know what is best for them physically, mentally, and spiritually.

  17. annie Bee Says:

    Funny, funny US would buy the coffee for the cup too.

  18. sumant b Says:

    Thats is great answer in a question .you have hit the jackpot and i think a great analysis of the things going on around the world .you have a summary of the situation in a simple words send it to print media and see. Great question with the answer in it i give you 10 points for the question . .

  19. hicham a Says:

    perfect 100% correct.i thank you for this